It's going to happen very soon.
Next Tuesday, when the sun goes down
I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards.
This wil reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering
for the last two hundred million years.
What a lovely night that will be!
What a sigh of relief as the senile robins become bright red again
and the retired nightingales pick up their dusty tails
and assert the majesty of creation.
The Great Event